Make sure to check out Dazed & Infused *Best CBD/CBG Edibles & Homeopathic Remedies!*

  • Home
  • Shop
  • Goonie Gear Merchandise
  • Affiliate Products
  • Strain Profiles/Pics
  • About Goonie Genetics
  • Cultivar Type Info
  • Growers Photo Showcase
  • FAQ’s
  • Blog
  • Contact Us
  • More
    • Home
    • Shop
    • Goonie Gear Merchandise
    • Affiliate Products
    • Strain Profiles/Pics
    • About Goonie Genetics
    • Cultivar Type Info
    • Growers Photo Showcase
    • FAQ’s
    • Blog
    • Contact Us
  • Sign In
  • Create Account

  • Orders
  • My Account
  • Signed in as:

  • filler@godaddy.com


  • Orders
  • My Account
  • Sign out

Signed in as:

filler@godaddy.com

  • Home
  • Shop
  • Goonie Gear Merchandise
  • Affiliate Products
  • Strain Profiles/Pics
  • About Goonie Genetics
  • Cultivar Type Info
  • Growers Photo Showcase
  • FAQ’s
  • Blog
  • Contact Us

Account


  • Orders
  • My Account
  • Sign out


  • Sign In
  • Orders
  • My Account
Goonie Genetics

Creating Great Genetics With Passion & Dedication !

Creating Great Genetics With Passion & Dedication !Creating Great Genetics With Passion & Dedication !Creating Great Genetics With Passion & Dedication !Creating Great Genetics With Passion & Dedication !
Contact Me
Shop Here

Welcome ! You Must Be 21 or older for this content !

Your Journey to Exceptional Harvests Starts Here.

Welcome your home for premium cannabis seeds—the foundational ingredient for a successful grow. We know that as a cultivator, you seek more than just a seed; you want the assurance of genetic excellence, the excitement of boundless variety, and the reliability to turn your hard work into a bountiful harvest. That is exactly what we deliver.

Dream about your ideal grow & start planting it. Discover seeds that will elevate your cultivation.

Dream about your ideal grow & start planting it. Discover seeds that will elevate your cultivation.

Dream about your ideal grow & start planting it. Discover seeds that will elevate your cultivation.

Dream about your ideal grow & start planting it. Discover seeds that will elevate your cultivation.

Dream about your ideal grow & start planting it. Discover seeds that will elevate your cultivation.

Dream about your ideal grow & start planting it. Discover seeds that will elevate your cultivation.

Push a Button & it’ll take you there!

Ooh what does this button do?
ShopStrain/Cultivar Pics & Profiles AffiliatesMore Photos Social Media

NEWEST RELEASES!

Devil In Disguise (Limited-Only 12 packs available‼️)

Devil In Disguise (Limited-Only 12 packs available‼️)

Devil In Disguise (Limited-Only 12 packs available‼️)

(New Jersey Devil x Heartless Creature [Fem])

   Autoflower/Feminized

    (3) seeds/pack

~Terpenes/Taste: Mango,Raisin, Tajin, Paprika, Brown Mustard & Funk

~Potential Effects: Deep Relaxation, Enhanced Focus, Stress Relief, Goofy & Uplifting.

~Grow Time: Seed- Harvest  80-85 Days 

BUY HERE

Sloth’s PSL

Devil In Disguise (Limited-Only 12 packs available‼️)

Devil In Disguise (Limited-Only 12 packs available‼️)

(Sloth’s Snacks x Heartless Creature [Fem])

Autoflower/Feminized

 (4) seeds/pack

~Terpenes/Taste: Starfruit, Spice, Sweet Peppers, Basement Must

~Potential Effects:

Calm, Attentive, Focused,  Enthusiastic & Energetic. 

~Grow Time: Seed- Harvest 70-75 Days 

Buy Here

Strawberry Creature (Strawberry Gary x Heartless Creature)

*It’s a muskier faster flowering version of Strawberry Gary.

~Fast Flower/Regular Photoperiod 

(10) seeds/pack

~Terpenes: Creamy Strawberry, Anise, Violet, Musky & Funky Diesel.

~Potential Effects: Giggly, Happy, Aroused, Relaxed & Pain Relieving.

~Flowering Time: 55-60 Days 

Comes with Autoflower freebie seeds. 

BUY HERE

Ultimate Nullifier (Galactus x Heartless Creature)

*It’s a Fruity & Musty fast flowering version of Galactus.

~Fast Flower/Regular Photoperiod

 (10) seeds/pack

~Terpenes: Sour Lemon-Lime, Earthy, Musty Dank, Fruity, Flowery & Peppery Kush.

~Potential Effects: Mental Clarity, Happy, Focused, Deep Physical Relaxation, Anxiety & Stress Relieving.

~Flowering Time: 55-60 Days 

Comes with Autoflower freebie seeds. 

BUY HERE

❇️Orders❇️

For All orders Tap Shop button or email us gooniegenetics@gmail.com for other options.

-** Forms Of Payment **-
Debit & Credit
Cash App- $GoonieGenetics

Apple Pay

G-pay

Crypto - Solana or Ethereum 

**All Sales Are Final.**


Shipping

US & International

Shipping to U.S.A. & International

$8 for All U.S. orders. / For international orders the price will be calculated at checkout.

• Discreet & Secure Shipping: Your privacy is paramount. All orders are packed securely and shipped in unmarked, discreet packaging to ensure your purchase arrives safely and confidentially.

We C
an combine shipping for multiple orders. 

Price for international shipping based on location.

Thanks!

Get you some 🔥

#

Devil In Disguise

( New Jersey Devil x Heartless Creature [Fem] )

#

Sloth’s PSL

( Sloth’s Snacks x Heartless Creature [Fem] )

#

Strawberry Creature

(Strawberry Gary x Heartless Creature)

#

Ultimate Nullifier

(Galactus x Heartless Creature)

#

Sherb Appeal

(Sunset Sherb x Heartless Creature)

#

Merch

Shirts, Hats & other Merchandise

Pics Gallery


    Additional Content

    More Info about the Cultivars/Strains & the Goonie Genetics mission

    You can find out more info with the full Strain Profiles & Heritage Available on seedfinder.eu    

    You can also learn more about the brand there too.

    Learn more

    Ready to select your seeds and see the difference quality genetics makes?

    Shop Here

    Subscribe

    Sign up to hear from us about new drops early. Random giveaways for people on the subscriber list.

    Feedback

    Socials 💠 Come Check Out All Of Our Content 💠

    Discord server

    Scan Me

    Hey You Guys!!!


    🏴‍☠️Welcome to The Goon Docks 

    This is the discord for Goonie Genetics. This will be the new place for us to kick it. We'll Have Seshes & Giveaways over there now! And most of my Cannabis pics will be on there now! Lots of fun channels for y'all to post to. So come show some Love!

    Disclaimer

    🚫We don’t give germination advice!

    Goonie Genetics Offers Only Cannabis Seeds & merchandise. All Cannabis seeds are Federally legal & contain 0% THC. We still encourage customers to check the legislation about germination & cultivation in their area prior to purchasing items.

    Contact Us

    gooniegenetics@gmail.com

    If you're interested in sourcing Goonie Genetics products in bulk, please email our sales team.

    Let Us Know

    My Blog

    Copyright © 2022 Goonie Genetics - All Rights Reserved.

    Website Design by: Goonie/@gooniegenetics

    Legal Disclaimer:

    Goonie Genetics, LLC is dedicated to advancing cannabis genetics, horticulture, cannabinoid research. 

    Goonie Genetics™, the

    Goonie Genetics Text Logo, Goonie Gear Logo, & gooniegenetics.co are all trademarks of Goonie Genetics, LLC. All rights reserved.

    Use of any of these trademarks is restricted to licensed partners and authorized affiliates only.

    • Terms and Conditions
    • Privacy Policy

    Powered by

    This website uses cookies.

    We use cookies to analyze website traffic and optimize your website experience. By accepting our use of cookies, your data will be aggregated with all other user data.

    Accept

    Subscribe ‼️

    Get 25% off your order & Early access to our newest releases!

    tap me!